1.) The aerobics instructor holds an 8.5 by 11 piece of paper during step class which I can only guess is a cheat sheet.
2.) The "Police Blotter" takes up half of a page in the newspaper.
3.) You will find the following disturbance in said blotter "A 20-year old female sat on her mother after the mother got mad at her for eating all of the food in the house."
4.) In the same newspaper edition, you will find the following quote in a story about a home where a fire broke out: "The house was drier than a popcorn fart."
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Oh, funny. I'm going to have to start paying more attention to the MH Times police blotter. The Pueblo Chieftain used to have a hilarious police blotter section but either the guy that wrote it must've retired or people complained or both.
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