I went to the mall today to pick up some items for Cabo. I started off in the Macy's bathing suit section. I hate trying on bathing suits. I hate the thought of spending $100+ on something that looks horrible on me. I went into a dressing room and one of those plastic hygienic strips that they put in the girly area of swimming suits was on the floor. This dressing room was the only one available so I had to deal with it. When I say deal with it, I mean pushing it out of the way with my shoe. I proceeded to try on bathing suits but I didn't buy one. I headed over to the Tommy Hilfiger section because I had ordered some things from Macy's website and wanted to return a couple things and see if I can get one in a smaller size. I tried on a couple things in a couple different departments in Macys, returned my items and was on my way to look for more stuff for our trip.
I decided to go to Ann Taylor Loft because I always seem to have good luck there. I grabbed about ten things and went to the fitting room. I tried on the clothes and narrowed it down to two shirts. I went to go put on my shoes when I noticed something.
What is that? Let's take a closer look.
Yup, I was walking around the mall with a "hygienic protection" sticker stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Lovely.